Remember this from Dragnet?

Bill Gannon's Garlic Nut-Butter Sandwich

1. Take two slices of pumpernickel bread.
   2. Spread one with your preferred variety of peanut butter.
   3. Spread one with cream cheese.
   4. Crush garlic cloves over the cream cheese side, allowing juice to drip into cream cheese (to taste).
   5. Join slices into sandwich form, cut into quarters and enjoy!